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updated....4/11/02 - Anya You'll just have to rub yourself to make the itching go away, now won't you? - Claris I have an hour between classes and am i using it productivley? no I'm planning a muppet porn shoot. I'm sorry, are we talking bedroom activities? Okay, I'll ask. HRIH? How hard can it be to get 1500 words about history? I mean, I have that many words that I have to cut from my opinions! Show them what you are really made of. Drive to NH? Not happening! I should just suck it up and become a sheep herder in Nepal. Or goats. Or whatever livestock they have there. They're much easier to handle than boys because all I would need is a really big stick and some really tall boots. I'm ahead of the game there since I already have the latter and I suppose there is no shortage of big sticks in Nepal. Once again, I'd like to thank you for that intellectual contribution to our relationship. Allyson -- Polgara is pregnant? See, that's what polgaraing will do for you. Or to you. Or, more precisely, to her. There simply isn't enough caffeine in the world to satisfy me. Would that be a peace-offering type thing to do? Not that he knows I think he's an asshole, but at least I'd be able to feel like I made an effort. It's not Traumatized. It's Mentally Realigned. But I also need sleep and sanity, so we'll see how this goes. Put that in your browser & shut it. And DON'T be quoting me. So, did you see the little note on the intranet bout training rooms and the internet??? yeah, kinda funny, it went up the day after our class was spoken to! Of course it turns out the reason I like this season is because it's been dumbed down enough for me to understand. Now I know. That's my theory, and i'm sticking to it. It's better for my zen than believing that they just don't give a shit, you know? this millennium sucks Therefore, there's really only one thing I can do, isn't there? I must bait him with my availability until he snaps. And then I - you know, I actually hadn't thought that far along the plan. huh. I was pretty much just focusing on the fun part. Note: Getting drunk off yer ass at three in the afternoon may sound like a good idea at the time, but being hungover at seven in the evening sucks even more then you might think. They think that I'm just what they've been looking for. Until I start talking. We, being very good and kind friends, Ah, I see. Sorry, normally I tend to get "FREAK!" screamed at me by mothers while they hide their children's faces & call for the village authorities with pitchforks & torches. See, Claris? I signed just to make your world a rosy kind of happy place. Oh, wait, I'm wrong. I just remembered those pictures Chrissy has. But I'm a drunken idiot in those... I imagine it's just as bad in your corner of the world, but this is 'me-time'. And in 'me-time' we will feel sorry for 'me'. At this point, I think I've earned the right to let him have his say. That way, when he feels all authoritative and validated on his position in life, I can cut him off at the knees & see how long it takes him to do the math & realize precisely how badly I just insulted him. Hey, it ain't as big a deal to me as it is to the other fellow. If you insist on remaining a paragon of sobriety, it means there's more alcohol for me. Anya just told me she is thinking of quitting..but then she would have to sell her body for money to pay for rent You know what, just when I think my world can't get any worse, you successfully manage to prove it ain't so bad. Didn't think you were looking for too much until you asked for the decent salary. That crossed the line. THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN INDIA YOU KNOW!!! Ah. Yes. Women, evil, right, I've actually picked that up already. Where did she go? book shopping? gun shopping? so I say nothing.....like the social retard that I am..... Well, it wasn't phone sex, but the procrastination was good. And is everything set for this weekend? Because when Dustin gets up to pee after you two have wild wall action, I want him to look at the wall in your bathroom & go, "Wow. Nice paint job." hehehehe, course compared to your friends, I am suddenly normal and boring :O) For anyone who balks at me posting in the Slash thread, (*cough Claris cough*) just remember that Robyn the Snowshoe Hare was editing slash fic before I even knew what it was. See? It's all a big learning experience. I'm deletint the past post. I should learn not to post while in a certain... chemically induced disposition. If we bring him back physically damaged, there might be questions. Ewwwww.... I think I'm going to be sick just watching the mental images flashing through my head right now. Adri do you have any idea how BAD BAD BAD it sounds to read "Bronzers taught me the meaning of fisting?" There's a phrase I'm searching for here....what is it? Oh! Wait! I know! I am toooooo fun!!! Just not muppet porn fun. On a seperate note...how is daddy-hood...still no baby hear...we are trying, and let me tell you its tough work... We're still waiting to come into work one day & find out that we're actually employed by the Hari Krishnas. Sorry. Once I get in exposition mode, it's hard to get out. Speaking of freakboys, where's kenix this evening? The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful. Besides, clever and cute men are worth sacrificing the morals just to have fun with. Let's face some painful facts. Your dog is an utter idiot. I mean, really. Doesn't anyone just sit around and drink anymore??? Dammit. I want to be independantly wealthy and indulgently sleep in until 10, gym until noon, shop until 4, bathe and primp until 6, check email until 7, dinner with my fabulously sexy debonair and wealthy husband between 7 - 9, check email until 10, sex between 10 - 11 (or 12 if he's good), and then sleep until 10am again. Your porn movie suggestion both amuses and horrifies me. Please stop. well yeah, I'd be tired and docile if I'd spent the day tied up in chains as well. *g* You are a truly frightening girl. I'm willing to put up with a lot, but Big Bird porn is just ... wrong. I didn't realize I could be this bored. If I can do it, there are six-week-dead hobos who can do it. Ok. That was my optimistic statement for the year. Anybody needs me I'll be back in my corner muttering about how things fall apart and the center cannot hold, as per usual. believe you me, you never want to see 101 Dalmations porn But it's one thing to be the poor bastard who discovers secrets man should not know, eldritch horrors that snap the mind like a twig. Narrator : You've never done a sink? You've never taken your tool and slipped it around a nut and worked it and twisted it until it was good and tight? You don't know what you're missing. I was going to ask you to put my fiance on the floor, I mean the phone! Why you should always wait for people who type slower than you do on AIM... Narrator: Oh yes. It was the combination of voles and Rob Thomas and Transformers porn. Now, not only am I straight, but I'm perverted straight at that. Hey relax....you know we were only kidding...I mean come on can you REALLY picture me fully clothed?? More fun from Sam....watch what you say! And there, I've just taken the fun out of the whole damn thing. My work here is done. Ha! I've finally found a way to intimidate people! (stop laughing) Oh Does anyone else feel the need to, I don't know, go do something related to like, satan worship just to wash the cute off? paks well "meeting" in that case was code for "comshucking like bunnies" Am I the only person who thinks these things? Yes? Okay. "I have nipple cancer! Take a picture with me!" Man, if I end up naked with NSync....wow. I don't even think there's a finish for that sentence. *sigh* My office is working VERY hard to drive me completely insane today. They're having a remarkably high degree of success, dammit! It's like peanut butter without chocolate. It's good, but it could be better." "Off to sleep, perchance to wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming that someone's driving me off a cliff. I hate that dream. If I'm gonna dream that I'm being driven off a cliff ala "Thelma & Louise" I at least want the sex with Brad Pitt part of the movie in my dream. I'm going to file a formal protest." "Being a grown up is a lot like junior high school. Only with knee pain." "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." "We're crazy. All of us. I mean when I think of the things we've done...we're a bunch of loons!" "You just know he has some childhood trauma that gives him trouble performing in bed." "Lately I've been an endangered wetland." 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