As anyone that's been on the 'net long enough knows, there are two standards of English grammar online - the kind used by most people in a civilized society that believes in things like punctuation and refraining from YELLING IN CAPS, the kind that realizes that plurals do not end in "z" - the world where the word "you" is still a three-letter word. (pluralz, u no?)

Then there's Chatspeak. Chatspeak being the portion of the 'net that everyone points to and cites as being the beginning of the end of our society's linguistic evolution. I can't say I'm against that classification, honestly.

In his ongoing endeavor to study strange creatures so that their behaviors can be archived for historical value, Sam attempted to learn Chatspeak one day. However, this proved to be too much of a challenge, even for him, so the Web-Fu Minion turned to what has always served him so well in the past - giant robots, or the closest thing he could find to it.