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FlyBoy: http://www.rotteneggs.com/se/7307.html FlyBoy: look at that FlyBoy: this is what we're doing right now. Claris: FlyBoy! you're tak,ing instructions from a site that doesn't know that "Bee" has two "e"s? FlyBoy: hahahahaha FlyBoy: its tricky FlyBoy: that noose doesnt go on east FlyBoy: easy* FlyBoy: and that fucker wakes up fgast Claris: you frighten me. Claris: So. two things happened voer this weekend - I used Endust on the wood floor for the first time. - Zoey is having traction issues. Now, I'm no brain trust, but I'm thinking the twomight be connected.... FlyBoy: we're putting him under again. Claris: I didn't actually READ the process. FlyBoy: that bee is a tricky fuck Claris: I should think so. You know that this is wrong on so MANY levels, right? ANd that you're a sick fuck? FlyBoy: haha FlyBoy: but its gonna be fuckin SWEET Claris: you are MESSED. Claris: you're taking pictures of this, aren't you? I know you FlyBoy: of course we are FlyBoy: we have the digital camera all set up. FlyBoy: ok, we're doing this again FlyBoy: fuck! FlyBoy: he came to, AGAIN Claris: Well how DARE he have a survival instinct! Claris: FlyBoy, why are you torturing a bee? FlyBoy: because FlyBoy: i am a god. Claris: That's a great reason. RIIIIIIGHt. I almost believe that FlyBoy: and also FlyBoy: just because I can FlyBoy: i think the question YOU need to ask YOUESELF... FlyBoy: is WHY NOT Claris: oh no. Claris: Because it's MEAN> FlyBoy: its a bee Claris: It's never hurt you!. Claris: ANd if it did, it would die anyway! FlyBoy: it wouldve FlyBoy: see, damned either way FlyBoy: i may as well get a chuckle out of it. Claris: you're a twisted fuck, little brother. FlyBoy: its gonna be sweet Claris: stop it! Stop it now! Didn't you learn anything from Timmy in the first X-Men movie? If you play with the wild nanermals, a freaky Senator turned soon to be dead gumby-mutant will rise out of the water & walk by you & Stan Lee! FlyBoy: no FlyBoy: this bee is ours Claris: No, really, it's true says who? FlyBoy: we can make him bigger, stronger, faster FlyBoy: he is ours to remake as we see fit Claris: *shakes head in pity* Yeah, 'cause THOSE plans ALWAYS turn out well. May I use....oh, say, every Marvel comic known to man as an example for that? FlyBoy: zip it. FlyBoy: you would laugh if you were here. Claris: No, I really wouldn't. Remember thgat time that you & Amaranth strapped a can onto Heidi's tail & freaked her out? Which one of us three yelled at you two, then went to rescue the dog from her own tail? I think that'd be me. I'll be down for a lot of shit, dude - people, yeah, I'll screw with peoples' minds. Animals? not so much FlyBoy: ok, i feel bad about the whole heidi thing FlyBoy: but this... i feel no connection to this bee FlyBoy: if we name him... then its all done. Claris: I say his name is Oscar. HA! Claris: Okay, I"m going running now.....because I'm a NICE animal person, & I recognize that my dog needs a run. FlyBoy: man Claris: Going running.... (I don't wanna be a ninja....I don't wanna be a ninja....I don't wanna be a ninja....I don't wanna be a ninja....) FlyBoy: we fucked it up And honestly? I was far too scared to find out what went wrong....... ~ Claris & FlyBoy April, 2003

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