Sam decided to use his time off to do some work. Granted, not a lot of work, but ya know. A little. And the reaction that every single person that's seen this had had?
"Hey, that guy's dead."

Yeah. I've heard.

Date: Sun, 21 Dec 2003 10:35:24 -0800 (PST)
From: "Sam"
Subject: The Web-Fu Ninja Returns!
To: "Claris"

I know I haven't contributed much lately.

But I think this is so fucked up it actually makes up for all of that. This deserves no caption -- and, in fact, any textual warning as to what one is about to watch would rob the viewing experience of much of its surreality.

Click. Watch. Learn to love.

Yes, I know. The midget's dead.

~ Sam
December=, 2003