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Also, holy crap! literally!
See samples of the letters that will be sent to your loved ones to let them know that they weren't good enough... or just have it sent to that person you really really didn't like (in an entirely proper manner of course) so that they'll be able to see that yes! Not only were you right, you were divinely endorsed in your rightness!
Closet Buffyholic Right. What I'm wondering is, if all the Christians have been taken away, who will initiate the program that sends the emails? I suppose they have heathens on their staff who will see to it. - Seska
Closet Buffyholic how will they know if I've been taken into the arms of Jesus and haven't just popped out to the porn and liquor store? - Mr. Whyt
Closet Buffyholic, MrWhyt, et al -- How does this work? How does someone interrupt The Rapture to send an e-mail? "Excuse me God, I'll be ready to join you in a moment for the Rapture but first I've got to log on and this modem is really slow."? - Narrator
MrWhyt Well, presumably the Rapture will, like Y2K, trigger some sort of mass computer phenomenon, and the following letter will be generated.
This message has been sent to you by a friend or a relative who has recently disappeared along with millions and millions of people around the world.
According to the website, after the Rapture, the letters will be sent the first Friday following the Rapture, and every Friday after that. What happens if the Rapture falls on a Friday, I have no idea. I mean, that would presumably leave your loved ones waiting a whole WEEK before finding out you haven't popped out for porn, and are in fact, in the arms of the Lord. Of course, why you'd care about those heathen unbelievers, I have no idea. I mean, it's not like they get a second chance. After the Rapture, you're just screwed, man!
Closet B Oh no, plenty of
seska -- Well, in that case, why doesn't the e-mail give directions to the heathens about that second chance? Otherwise, it's sort of a "Hi, I've been saved and you could be too if I told you how but I won't! Have a nice eternity in Hell!!!" - Narrator
Narrator, Seska so, it's sort of a last nag by your fundamentalist friends to get you to go to church, even after millions of people disappear? I mean, what's the point of being left behind if you still get evangelical email? And I'd much prefer it if it were a "neener neener" email and rubbed in the fact that you're going to hell and I'm not. - Closet Buffyholic
Closet Buffyholic, Narrator Maybe there's an option you can choose according to your theological viewpoint. Click 'save friend' if you believe in salvation after the Rapture and 'damn friend' if you don't...
I'm working on a letter of my own now:
(BTW, not mocking Christianity in any way, folks. This site in discussion is probably a scam.)
Seska, Narrator, MrWhyt, Closet Buffyholic : I hate to disappoint everyone, but someone who thinks he/she is going to ...rapturize ...could indeed create a program that will send out that e-mail every Friday unless the person tells the program not to (thus proving the rapture hasn't happened yet with a mere -- not -mere- -- press of a button).
3:30 AM, more Fellowship extras or sweet sweet sleep....
We'll send you an email. - nails
Nails cool. To clarify, the notification is required so I can get in some looting, those Christians will probably leave some sweet stuff behind. - Mr. Whyt
~ Closet B, along with various cast & crew
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