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The NoDignity.com Holiday Album I just...I don't understand. Doesn't she know this is humiliating? I am not a Ken Burns documentary from Barnes & Nobles! Why do I need wrapping? What the hell? I've got this frickin' bow on my head, and the camera just keeps flashing... you're doing this to me because your mom made you & Amaranth dress up for your Christmas photos, aren't you, Mom? I've heard about the matching velvet dresses, okay? So what is this? I have to be traumatized too? 'cause that's just not fair. 
No matter what you say, I refuse to enjoy this. |
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