The NoDignity.com Holiday Album
This is because I kept knocking over the garbage, isn't it? Or was it the part where
I opened the cabinets and played air hockey with the Gladware? Is that it? Or when I decided to start eating yarn before you were
done with the blanket? Crap. It would be so much easier to figure out what I'm doing penance for if only I hadn't been so
creative lately...*sigh*
Why, Mommy? Why?
I hate you all.