|We're the ones your mother warned your about...No, seriously. We are.|
It was a good idea at the time....
Missing bolts from the satellite? Who ? Not me!
Who is the Judy bitch anyway?
Chrissy dissects an oldie & decides not so much with the goody...
Shove your bumper sticker up your ass.
I don't need you to tell me what not to forget.
I gave an assignment. Some people completed it. Others - not so much
~ Particpants - our entire cast & crew. And Zoey.
The Mission : 100 things about you.
It's like peeking in the window, without being arrested.....
How Dick Wolf & Reality TV Are Destroying My Ability to Waste Time.
No one is going to want to watch 66 hours of Survivor when we already know who won.
Claris experiments with cooking..
Maybe I should go back to the "will reward man who can cook with sexual favors" plan....
Claris drives cross country with nothing but her thoughts to keep her company..
To my credit - every state I drove through is still there.. more or less.
~ Claris & Sam
Domino's Pizza, how to crash your mom's car, and Buffy vs. Batman. Oh yeah - He's got a new book too..
Little Golden Books.....
(a.k.a. Why Fox Sucks Ass) - updated.
Poor, poor little network....
No, that's not the punchline. That's the actual story..
All right! Who got the Snake drunk & dressed him in purple underwear?
You had to be there to get it. But I can give you my take..
Have you licked Buddha's belly?
I was having a rather bad day at work, you see.......
Fall into it...
The Wild West - Hollywood style. Welcome to the world of corsets, naked scenes, and SAG cards during my three days on the set of Deadwood.
A study done for the good of all. Really, academic purposes only. (Shut it, Mr. Whyt).
Brown paper packages tied up with string...
Title kinda says it all, doesn't it? Welcome to the DrunkBoy column. To be updated at certain chemically induced intervals.
Sammy the Legend...
People, this ain't the first time we've had a Sacrificial Jesse, okay? But most importantly - It's. Not. Real.
(Plus, I think those banners were giving Glark a nervous breakdown)