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The NoDignity.com Holiday Album

Ya know what? This sucks. I'm plotting your death right now - I'll team up with Mr. Whyt's cat, don't think I won't! You can't stop me! Just because you kick my ass every time we wrassle doesn't mean I can't take you on, okay Mom? If you die, I still know that Auntie Amaranth & Unca Pat will take me in! And they won't put a bow on my head!

Um, Zoey? Your Auntie Amaranth & I have already decided that I'm bringing the bow to New Hampshire so that we can do this to Maxwell too. Remember Maxwell? Your nephew that you trained for two weeks before you moved out here? The only pet that's managed to commit a felony by destroying tax documents through digestion? Yeah. He's getting his too.

*sigh* Dammit!

Happy Frickin' Holidays to you too...

Zoey & Claris
~ December, 2003

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