|Our sad little lives, your comic relief.|
I just wasted a rather astonishing amount of time reading quotes. Claris is in big trouble.
That way the food is simple, but I can still gather with loved ones and have everyone tell me how pretty I look, and keep counting the minutes til I can slip away and go have wild monkey sex with my husband.
Which is why she's going to hang out with me that night. 'cause, really, is anyone more relaxing than me? *cough*
I mean, I make a spectacularly unattractive lesbian.
Yes. I canna think of 100 things about me, but I can selectively bold my memories of the 80s...
I would also like to protest the scheduling of such an event when I'm still on the edge hormonally.
I'm starting to doubt the wisdom of going anywhere in public with you.
Clearly, though, they want you to have bigger boobs to catch the cottage cheese with.
I'm catching bats! I'm not doing it to be cool, I'm doing it for science. But everyone is going to think I'm cool! I'm catching bats!
In some horrible former life, my house was attacked by the design concept of using mirrors to make the place look bigger.......I'd like to undo the damage and free my fireplace from the disco era.
My Grandfather is on board, my mother is on board, and soon... my Dad will think it's his own idea.
And he also has an issue with women, and thinks that we exist to shoot down his ideas and don't ever support anything. That's true, of course, - because he's stupid and his ideas suck. But we WOULD support him, if that weren't the case.
Why yes, I have been scheming about this. Thank you for noticing.
Claris So what you're saying is, when eating or drinking around you, one must be prepared to either spit or swallow? (That was crass. Crass and INAPPROPRIATE). I could just delete that comment and avoid being crass. But I'm a lazy hole.
It took me a while to notice you weren't talking about descaling kittens.
Re the rugby thing: Every man proves his manhood in his own way... I'll stick to piling on too much wasabi at the sushi bar.
I have a strange pain/pressure behind my left eye. I think that probably means we are indeed getting a thunderstorm today, despite the fact that it is currently sunny and clear. Either that, or I'm about to have an aneurism. Or a baby alien is about to erupt out of my face. Or something.
Our cat's big. But not THAT big for chrissake...
She may have been bigger, but I'm faster and have access to a Louisville Slugger.
My brain feels extra tiny today...
Important Safety Tip: Hysterical cell phone messages and moving walkways should not be mixed.
I reckon this means I'll actually have to do some work and exercise some discipline. I'm sure this will happen any day now. Yeah.
Married life is almost exactly like living in sin! Except that now I get to say "... because I'm your WIFE!"
Back to work now. Places to go, people to
Megdalen: I'm getting married on October 25th
There's a ticket reserved for you if you want it.
My new place is awesome though, and I have never lived in a loft before. The neighborhood is what I would generously call sketchy, but I am happy to be participating in my own little urban renewal effort. That, and the rent is good.
none of them were worthy of you, and half of them were struggling with their homoerotic attraction to their best friend.
I have an itchie delete finger and I'm not afraid to use it!
That girl needs to start dressing appropriately. And keeping a warm sweater at her desk. And, you know, not being a WHINEY BITCH.
Heavens! I can't belive that there's a website out there where you can access pornography within a few mouse clicks! That must be brand new! Sheesh. People annoy me.
As long as it's consensual and everyone's of legal age, have fun and don't tell me about it because I'll probably just get jealous.
Okay people, I'm about to try to change my computer's main processor chip. If you never hear from me again it's because I've A) electrocuted myself, 2) burnt myself to death, iii) poured coffee over the motherboard or 4) lost the plot and taken a hammer to the machine.
In New Mexico stop lots of relaxation so far stop grandmother showed up yesterday stop my mother hasn't killed her yet stop I anticipate some blow up between them soon stop
I am back! I haven't slept in, like, two weeks and may very well be suffering from sun-induced dementia and I had potato chips for breakfast, but I'm here!
Those ants that were bothering me?
Anya:Uh huh. Hey, found my 1999 PBP tags. Should I keep them as a memento to show my children. "Mommy was even LOONIER before. See? She used to work with this bunch of arrogant chauvenistic and stupid men on a charity event from hell that she always came home from sick."
yes, I realize I'm online and could thus look it up but alas I'm just that lazy
Um. Hold on. The super geek patrol just came to the door. They want to welcome me to their secret club. Gotta go learn the handshake!
Well then I've shot my wad.
Not much to say about work, only this:
Christ on a crutch! I fucking hated Peter Pan!
so, I bid you aiediu, as I go to Home Depot to meet my Destiny - the part relating to Cat Condos - and may the Gods be with me on my quest!
I am weary. I think my sanity got up on a kitchen chair, unlatched the back door to my mind and is currently running loose in the neighborhood. So, I'm going home.
Oh sure, put my comment on the Quotes Page (We have a Quotes Page?)
Hi, hi, Mr Lee? Ang? Yeah, you, you over there with the 'comics aren't just for kids any more!' t-shirt and the film studies degree, yeah you. Give me back my fiver you overrated pretentious toss. And also two hours of my life.
I play with hardware!
I know my Father will endorse this concept. Evil doesn't come from nowhere. It needs an example and careful nurturing.
I'm on AIM. One of my friends is plotting murder and making me pick weaponry for her to buy as my birthday present, & another is having a torrid fling that might be more. Who needs soap operas, I ask you?
Dude. It was the most Jonny Depp performance I've ever seen Jonny Depp give. I stand by my assertion that he probably had to be shot with tranquiliser darts at the end of each days shooting to make him stop.
Just got back from France. Was maimed by Buddha statue. Was marched round Monaco in 38oC heat. Had to be around the French. Love my house. Love it.
Fuck me backwards I'm engaged.
I have many powers, but I cannot stop Anya
Dammit. Am not done with two-week scrolling, but must sleep. Also? I am deeply, deeply disturbed by the number of times I appear on the latest quote page. Bless us and save us all.