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Claris ~ I...oh god, what does one say? I read the naked quidditch game fic. It was BRILLIANT. But my god, I worry about Anya...
And Ron and Hermione have been making out behind the broomsticksheds since the middle of Chamber of Secrets - didn't you read the tiny footnote on page 106?;)
I finished HP5 last Sunday. I am now re-reading it. Also, I am planning how to get to Scotland and force JK Rowling to finish the next two books right the hell NOW. Drat her!!
Claris I fear Anya more than you now. I tremble at the thought of what you might do to catch up.
If you're going to date an out of stater, pick one who's state sells liquor on Sunday. Specially when it's required for a recipe that day.
Puppy was very upset that I decided to go to work today. She wanted to play outside, and in fact when she went to squat to pee, decided she'd rather just go all the way down and lay on the grass instead. It was like she just gave up and decided to be lazy.
Have Birth Control, no problem. What the hell? I'm not saying go Catholic & marry the man you screw, I'm saying seize the fish
Anya : I reserve the right to predjudice.
I am hungry. I am also hormonal. Things that generally end in tragedy
clearly eiddy needs more actual work to do at work. she also needs to stop getting busted as often as she does. Though her boss was intrigued by the boxers and the thong. but then, who can blame him?
I'll have to settle for stomping around the office whispering "Ruffy smash!" just barely loud enough for people to know for certain that's what they heard.
Hrm. maybe we can reverse this SARS-related tourism disaster (which I still have many conspiracy theories about) by luring people up here with our new same-sex marriage rights! Woo hoo!
Fun with Nextels :
Something just clicked where it wasn't supposed to, and now the part of my body that would be my spleen except it's on the wrong side is really sore. Except it feels like two bones have clicked together or something, and dude? There aren't any bones there. Freeeeaky.
I was giggling away to myself during the exam, because I kept thinking of moppety dressed up in a dalmation outfit. Heeeeeeeee.
Of course, now Dexter's Lab. is on. Yay! No more freaking Pokemon.
Fortunately, however, I wants me lots of worldly possessions. So my natural avarice overcomes my inherent slothfulness, and compels me to work. It's amazing how just the proper balance of Deadly Sins practically adds up to virtue.
yes, that just about sums up my day.
They're stealing my thoughts again. Time to go back to the tin-foil helmet.
Sam : Shut it, bitch.
Nah. It wasn't subconscious. I was very deliberately connecting my ass and Colin Farrell in my head...
And I even left off the "you psycho hose beast" comment there at the end! You would all be so proud.
Claris ~ You no longer work in Hollywood? *sigh* It's the end of a dream... (The dream of me living vicariously through your tales of appearing as a cowboy whore and giggling away to myself, true. But a dream nonetheless.)
Yikes, you can stop trying to one up me in the personal calamity area now. I give.
Just when you think you're as far away from civilization as you'll ever get, there's a sign saying "leaving wilderness protection area, entering wilderness."
Someone left a body in the road. Bastards. A body! In the road! Fucking up traffic for miles! Ya know, where I'm from, that's what we've got lakes & rivers for. Jeezum.
pfft. I honestly don't know why I'm dragged out into these situations if I'm not allowed to force people to buy things.
but I didn't like the cinnabun one, it made me hungry in a creepy way, and I told the lady that no real man I knew smelled like their Real Man scent, and I think she was probably really grateful when we left.
I feel there should be some kind of naming ceremony. Possibly with a velvet cape, and frogs.
the fear of being arrested is a powerful motivator. at least next time i'll know that there's nothing illegal about nekkid pictures.
Hmm... Friday. Two days away from Monday.
i don't want there to be a language barrier if i have to scream profanities 'cause someone who isn't me hits a nerve.
They say the mind is the first thing to go. What if I never had it to start with?
What frightens me is the scope and scale of Geekitude implied by this test. Somewhere out there, there is a person three times Geekier than I am.
If they'd had more big robot questions on that geek quiz, you'd have cleaned up..
:) I love working you up to the inevitable *bap*
I sent a copy of the e-mail to the ass-chewing ass clown that clearly demonstrates who made what decisions... and he doesn't care! "It's your job to make sure the right decision gets made in these matters. And when they don't, it's your job to take the responsibility, even if you didn't make the decision." The phrase, "I fail to understand your troll logic" was quite nearly uttered aloud.
Anyone know how to change the fan belt on a 95 Saturn? Been struggling with it for 2 hours and still about 1 inch shy of actually getting it on.
also mooooooppety re: those bears. They can be taught to fly ya know. Plenty of koalas have been sent across the Pacific. Although, now that I think on it, I don't recall any that have made the return journey. What's up with that?
I feel the need to vent about the assholes I have to deal with at work, but the flames would probably burn the place to the ground.
Frankly, as long as there are giant fucking robots smashing the hell out of everything, I couldn't care less.
And I can't believe you let the bondage go.
gah! he's just SO FUCKING HOT.
In other news it is good to hear that I am not the only idiot in the world. Apparently many of the clever, clever people who I know online are also quite impressively stupid.
ya know, my friends don't kill people. We jsut invade Canada for fun
Okay, I"m two questions in, & I'm laughing out loud . I don't know if this is because it's actualy funny, or because now I know I can bring this up for my personal amusement later.....
On the upside, Rochester calls its courthouse the Hall of Justice. I felt like I'd wandered into an episode of Superfriends. If they ever did an episode of Superfriends about a felony rape trial, anyway.
Claris ~ I went to the website, and I looked around, and I found Sam's page about the really cool-looking physic chemicals, and I laughed til no oxygen got to my brain. I'm sitting here, bright blue, and plotting your death.
The good thing about leaving Buffy open ended is that there are all these possibilities. But the bad thing about leaving Buffy open ended is that there are all these possibilities. . . .
Anything for you. ;) Actually, I find the prospect of being interviewed by you exciting in an amusement park kind of way . . . if, y'know, the amusement park had nekked lesbians, lots of whiskey, and demon karaoke. :)
The important thing to note:
are you being menaced by Cuban gangsta children with little or no supervision?
Kazaa is just making me come. Sorry. But it's true. I have downloaded like 100 songs already and I don't get nay popup ads because I have a nice firewall and it's all just better than sex....
If she doesn't watch her step I'm going to show her the quick way to the street level.
And the new day has me at home with my shiny new broadband connection. Downloady goodness is mine!
Oh, and speaking of deadlines, WOO HOO and WICKED CONGRATS to Bastion for succesfully hunting and killing two, count 'em, TWO Masters Degrees! You go!
She's going to be "backpacking" through greece with a roller bag. I told her to watch out for cobble stones. I think the kids are gonna make fun of her. :)
Someone has given me too much wine. They will learn. Yes.
Claris: hey. are you out drinking? You shouldn't be!
And I was itching to say something about
awww fuck me (no, really, it's okay. I'm over 21. sigh)
Am at Ms. Whyt's house, where her computer has an ergonomic keyboard and a trackball. I fear it might be time to run for the hills.
i think i scared them into hiding by actually using punctuation.
Am reliably informed by previous employees of personel dept, that interviews come after job giving decision/reference checking and are merely to check that one isn't a obvious mentalist.
Stupid fortune in my fortune cookie today: Promote Literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today. That's not a fortune, it's an ad.
Now, it's blatantly hypocritical of me to make any derogatory comment towards anyone's dancing, but this girl was on a solo mission to give white people dancing a bad name...
MORMON CRICKETS INVADING WESTERN STATES!
heh. I'm contemplating hunting down the last web designer here & beating him to death for crappy work. If that happens, I was with you the WHOLE TIME, okies?
My question: Does one bring a gift to a shotgun type wedding reception? If so, what sort of gift?
clarrie : Hmpfh! After Ogre provides a link to "socks with sandals" which is actually ... socks with sandals, you think I'm gonna be following any of the links posted here for a while?
I mean, I'll vote for whatever Dem makes it through but I want it to be one that can actually win. Because, I love Canada but I don't have a job there yet, so I don't really look forward to trying to find one, ya know?
I realized then that the one benefit of being at a state of highest possible extreme alarm for an entire flight means that there really isn't anywhere to go, freakout-wise, when your plane actually does do something scary. It's like you're already prepared.
And I must laugh the laugh of the evil as the love of America's Next Top Model take over my friends list. Oh yes, you resisted the Hos in the Snow, you resisted TAR, but you will not resist against queen Tyra.
he's just the latest in a long line of celebrity boyfriends I've used for my own purposes and then discarded...
See... I was gonna say "We're not hiding. We're elitist." but I wasn't sure if that would go down as funny as it sounded in my head. And I always try to listen to the vioces. They know things.
Poor Strom. He never got over the defeat of the Confederacy, during which I think he was actually alive. Sheesh.
Have a nice day everyone. I'm off to do the bidding of the ass-clowns.
Claris - Nonsense. Everyone has spent their summer vacations loading cases of shotgun shells... ... ... They haven't?
I need a hobby. Or a life. Preferably a life.
Back to my larger, new and improved salt mine!
And they all thought the same way I did! It was like being on LJ but, you know, actually in a room with the people!
Well...there were hands in clothing where they shouldn't have been in public with a boy I'd only met two hours before and who's name I so don't remember.
Okay so that would hypnotized not hyponotized. I don't actually know what it means to be hyponotized but I suspect it's not good.
I don't fight these people. I complain about them afterwards, because they're all a part of this plot to get m...
Claris ~ !!!!!!! Come to Ireland! I will gladly tour you anywhere in the North or South you want to go. God. You, me and Anya, somewhere in the middle of Belfast. And they think the Troubles were bad...
Evil Boss is in office today and tomorrow for audit. If I don't post again, I didn't survive the audit. (Although, If I don't make it, mebbe I can take her with me..... Hmmmm)
Join us...Join us...A commune isn't a commune without an American and toddlers.
This is a ctrl-f scroll. I am busy. I hope none of you misspelled my name. There will be a test at the end.
Still working on crafting my self-evaluation, in which I have said I suck and this is pointless anyway because no one is getting any kind of raises for at least another sixteen months, and by then I'll probably be fired for my attitude. woo! I think I may have to fine tune that a bit.
There was a potato salad incident, but all was well...
What a fuck-wit.
He's more random than 10 Claris' jacked up on caffeine.
Just because he got married doesn't mean he's not gay. The fact that he has no fashion sense means he's not gay!
my boy is smart, dammnit. smart, and hung over. okay, intellectually smart. :) - Closet B
Oh lord, somebody stop me. I sound like a fuckin' Hallmark card. (Can I say 'fuckin'?) - Miller's Angel
If we had a cry-translator, I'm sure his response to me would have translated as, "Fuck you, mommy, and the horse you rode in on. You're all going down."
Anyhoodle, shit seems to happen where kids are concerned. I suspect the only solution is what a
friend (and new father-to-be) suggested last evening: velcro. Industrial-strength velcro on the kid and
on the floor so, for example, they can't fall down the stairs--they'll just hang there.
This disturbingly random message was brought to you by my ever-increasing insanity. On we go.
test for h. pylori came back negative, so we're back to thinking the pain is due to alien gestation.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the large wooden structure hit you in the head while you're trying to
open a ceremonial curtain.
YOu could have a scrubbing and beer event and get everyone on their knees.
Back from the dentist
('cause it's not like we sell anything that the FDA makes standards for & we're like, responsible for people's health & crap. Oh. No. Wait......)
we'll see today..i'm not leaving without a job...i'm a go getter i'm pumped i'm the cho i'm NOT LEAVING WITHOUT A GODDAMN JOB WITH BENEFITS LIFE IF NOT FAIR WHERE'S MY GUN? I'M NOT LEAVING THAT OFFICE TIL THEY OFFER ME THE JOB!! i'm not crazy just driven;)
You've gone and embraced that which I accused you of being all along. You've embraced your inner crack-whore, and now I am ready to embrace you.
Oh - I want this house. Dammit. We never should have even looked at it. I'd contemplate leaving my husband and children for this house, but since it's only about a half mile from where we now live, they'd find me, and then there'd be complaining.
I despise cooked mushrooms, although I have to admit that Portabellos have begun to grow on me. But not literally.
Thank you. That post almost certainly saved me a drunken bitchslapping at the hands of several middle aged ladies come NovaCon.
The *thrall* will soon again be well out of control. Now where did I put my drunken gay army?
That is all. Move along. I'll just sit in the corner, glassy-eyed and drooling from fear-induced hysteria.
Anya: Their [Karen & Queenie] birthday's are in Sept. I should take a look about that.
Translation? I'm cheating. Blatantly, unabashedly cheating.
you know, you don't wear pants ONCE, FOUR years ago...
I'm proud to say that I'm the guy that quoted the Bible verse that launched the invasion. Hopefully, it won't hold it against me come judgement day.
The Order of the Phoenix saga... a.k.a., MeeB's temporary literary breakdown.....
all of you who can read fast enough to finish an 800+ page book in one day - i hate you all.
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