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If it gives me a rash, I swear to god someone dies.
Dude, this isn't about professionalism in sports. It's the CUBS.
Heh. JT is now saying that he's willing to perform voodoo to get the Sox win tonight. I'll believe that when the dead chicken head is on my desk in the morning, dude.
Do you have any idea how hard we tried to get people here to be into cricket? There was a concerted barrage lasting months, with links to pretty cricketing boys and everything. *sigh*
...my boys the Yankees are only one run down....now all I need is for a Cubs fan to show up next to the rail when the Yanks are up at bat, and New York is in the series! Wooo!
I'm no longer accepting burnt offerings or the slaughter of livestock or virgins, but I do enjoy money, electronics and real estate...
she who wears the tutu and the purple sparkly Barbie dress-up shoes calls the shots.
Don't ask me how "cow" popped into my head when I was thinking about nouns.
Oh thank fuck a quotes update. I thought I was going to have to actually work for a minute.
If I do too much on the list I have too fast, I won't have anything to do in between goofing off writing my own website & talking to my friends, ya know?
Catriona - Hmmm...I've always thought of roundabouts as a method of traffic control (except in large metropolitan areas of Europe, where they are traffic insanity) as opposed to being a merry-go-round. However, I can see the similarities -- it doesn't really matter which one is on, if one doesn't pay attention and hang on tight one is likely to be flung off somewhere without warning.
As for the rest of your rant, I might answer it later but right now you bore me.
I'm tickled that my post making fun of Amish Boy for saying "chimp's cock" made the cut, when his original post was much funnier.
I dunno, if you're looking for the biggest wanker since the dawn of time, the words 'half elf' seem quite significant to me.
is it wrong that get so much glee from pushing
So much work to do, so much brainwashing to achieve.
the way I feel right now, fuck her, frankly. Preferably with a rusty barge pole. Inserted sideways. Although the snotty little slag might enjoy that.
I am not sure if the problem was a language barrier, or a mailing in your own shit barrier.
Claris : I feel like I should buy you a pint, 'cause you've got a strip, but you're too far away....
I'm just...I'm doing that thing, you know where you jut your hand to one side, look annoyed, and just shake your head 'cause you know you can't say anything? I'm doing that reading this.
Yeah, the pictures seemed very deus-ex-machina, in the way that deus is a PA who ran to kinkos.
Some academic habits are good to keep. You should see a few of my books. Actually, I'm sure you have. Highlighters, underlining,
scribbles in the margins... but I don't get this nerdy by accident.
apropos of thingummy, I actually know someone who claims to have been beaten up by Star Trek fans for being a Dr Who fan in some
kind of crazy telefantasy sectarian outbreak.
After all, there may actually be a guy on this planet who lets his sexual desires get in the way of his rational thinking. So, maybe this is the guy. I'll give ya that one.
Logically, I know that. But the part of me that gives a damn wants to shake her, and my evyl wants slow underhanded revenge that can't be traced back to me. It's all very worrysome, you see.
I have split ends and I want a cup of coffee. Why is this woman, who wants my business, whining at me?
See? Once again you are punished for being a good worker. When will you learn?
I (as politely as I could, which still meant with inordinate amounts of F-words) told her what bollocks she was talking.
It's all part of my evil empire.
So if I'm largely absent, it's because I'm being amused by the building rage of a prissy snob.
I think my brother has the day off, for which he must suffer dearly. oh yes, he must suffer. I think I'll airmail him my dog.
at least, i think it was britney. i'm not sure. there was a lot of make up and cleavage and shiny skin and i got confused and had to go away.
That is all. I can now resume my anti-social habits. YAY!
I thought our management were bad, but so far they've refrained from masturbating on our desks.
Friday, how I love thee. I'd fall on my knees and embrace you, weeping, if you weren't a nebulous time-space concept and not an actual tangible object capable of being embraced!
I am hungry. Dinner is in three hours. I have much to do. I am not doing it.
My guess is that there won't be as many breasts and other parts this year because it's not the same environment. But it will still be interesting.
I can do all those things, but with more British.
Do they screen for intelligence at the Snap? I mean, do they check people and say "No you're too intelligent to work here"? And you somehow slipped through their net?
Plans for tonight? Oh, I dunno. Maybe eat a little dinner, watch some TV.
As Mom figures, my point was made. Next time, they'll defer to my judgement. Or die.
If I were Dieter and this were Sprockets, I could tell people who come into my office that they have become tedious, and must leave. And then we dance. I think I've overstressed my brain today. Rather like the Niagra-Mohawk Power Grid. I think I shall have to nap soon.
That was funny in my head anyway. Hmm. I miss Psycho Sam. he'd be down with the giant city stomping cyborg horses...
Anya : And now I have to go do some of that nasty work
Today the fear earned me a doughnut AND an apple. Not that, you know, I like looking like a crazed maniac, but apparently there are some perks.
Was given narcotic cough medicine, as well as prescription for said narcotic. Am in possession of narcotics! May end up on Cops.
I have no helpful suggestions, I just thought I'd share my Dickensonian upbringing.
I like it when the geek in me triumphs.
You have no idea how many shots I took to actually get her to smile. Had to stick my fist in my mouth, cross my eyes and waggle my ears at her.
i totally need to get back on the smack. this no espresso shit is not for me. woo!
Sometimes I make mistakes so others will be less intimidated by me.
In my first dorm, I shared a communal fridge with twenty other female students....
Now where the hell did I leave my zen??
Cruel mockery's a recent topic? Which camp have you been reading.
well, it was funny ha-ha, and it was funny in the way that one is running, and one trips and falls and jams a sharp object directly into one's aorta.
And within 10 minutes, he's here. Now, I get hit by an illegal immigrant who doesn't have insurance and it takes them 45 minutes to send a cop. But someone blocking trash pickup? THEY'RE ON IT.
I've gotten some incredibly gross spam mail in the past year. ....
so sick of rain. STOP
What's it mean when you get done with writing a section and you're tired?
However, I live in a glass house, and therefore do not throw stones. Or you know, walk around at night without the shades drawn. Or something like that.
Well, I think thats me up to date with posting, so if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pass out now.
All I want to know is which partner did she see with which farm animal?
(I know the irony level here given my post the other day is rather high. I am woman, watch me vascillate between polarities...)
I am whole brain, thankyouverymuch.
So I bought my ticket for the LotR marathon, it was FIFTY FREAKIN DOLLARS!!!!. Thats more than individual movie price for each movie. I was outraged But I kept it to myself as the ticket girl's halloween costume had a verra nice display of cleavage. Don't judge me I'm lonely and pathetic ask Claris
never mind. I'm going to be kicked out of the "Humans" club if I keep this up. I think it's only an honourary membership anyway.
That is my problem as well. And I can't hang it out the window.
Mom is worried about me going to funeral homes unsupervised. *snort* Really! Other than having a shit fit of giggles, I don't see what morally rehensible act I could do there. *pause* Well, there are options, but it IS Monday.
Trust me we all look forward to the day when you no longer have to work two jobs. Mostly because it'll be entertaining to watch you try to fill all that free time.
what if the only thing in my head is space and fuzz?
I shoulda gone to Berkley. However, as I hate the smell of Patchouli, I suspect I would have been shunned.
There will be music, dancing, corn-chips and more. It will all be good.
I just need some duct tape and some hair dye. You'll feel terribly awkward, but you'll get in
Getting bombed is always a plus. That's why the call it the bar association, after all.
Church and State have apparently ended their period of seperation, (1776-2003) and are getting back together. We knew that those crazy kids would make it!
although, like you said, "if we're wishing, can I have a pony?" Unless you're Anya, in which case, it's "If we're wishing...can I have a pet Hellhound?" ::rolls eyes::
But I have so few taunting opportunities. I have to make the best of it when I have the chance.
lol. Claris' Top Ten requirements for a male. #2. Tall. And the #1 answer . . . "Fairly sturdy."
I'm going to get so pissed tonight I won't be able to bite my own fingers. Later!
Comcast sucks ass. That's all I have to say. OK, I have more.
I hope it was fun. Or at least more fun than head injury by dog.
Leather Jacket -- I know that you know that and that you know that I know that and ... oh look! A shiny dime!!!
This is getting nonlinear, which I can't handle.
I couldn't figure out why my mail had been so quiet for so long....
This either great quality or really fucking scary, I haven't quite figured out which yet.
Clearly I need to work on becoming a drone at a better corporation.
Hmm I had something witty to say about Bastion Ridley's rarity. But decided not to post, due to a whole 'implying they belong in a freak show' theme within it...
Claris: It's kinda chilly here tonight. I'd close the windows if I wasn't worried about Zoey cracking into the glass like a duck that's about to be raped for 75 minutes while its body achiever rigor mortis
Claris I see you quoted yourself on your quotes page talking about quoting things for your quotes page. The whole thing's reached new levels of meta-ness.
(and if I put a comment in here about how the above quote would be perfect for the next update, I wonder if that would increase or decrease the chance of it actually being included. I guess we'll just have to wait and see)
So far on my house I've had all thte windowsills replaced (dog damage), replaced one interior dog (dog damage)...
I promise to stop sounding like a Hallmark tv special now.
I'm always a good girl.
Also, we need a dog that won't eat our cat. That'd be a plus.
She's lawsuit happy, this chick. I get a sick pleasure out of knowing she'd probably go batshit if she knew I referred to her as a "chick." Heh.
Jesus, I sound like Glinda from "Wizard of Oz."
i want to go to london, dammit.
Are we done feeling sympathetic? Because, if not I can still mouth a few more platitudes that I don't really mean, but if we are done...
I blame any typing mistakes on the drugs!
One track? Nope, I have many tracks - they just all end up at the same station....
Egh. Brain puddles everywhere. You never get those out of the carpet.
I'm almost a little scared to have Anya come down for Thanksgiving now....
And I give historic speaches every other day...it's just only the cat that hears them. He likes them tho, so I'm happy.
So anyway... I'm thinking that maybe Lauren will be one of those characters who we'll miss once she's cloned.
Anya: So, what's on your agenda for this afternoon / evening?
I have now entered the comments for ten students and they are all almost exactly the same. Either I was right all along or this place is making stepford girls.
That's unethical. Me using sex to kidnap a man for you. *pause* Just so it's noted, I don't have a problem with that, it just needed to be said.
Since John Mayer's on his way to IL, the responsibility falls to you to send him to me....your boy is out of town, you'll have the free time, right? Just use your monster to get everyone's attention, and while she's wreaking havoc, toss him into the trunk of you car. He's only 6'3". you can do it! You & DarkLady can dress up like ninjas & do it! It'll be great!
I am not stealing John Mayer for you! You need to come here and stalk him yourself! I may put a tracker on him for you, so you can decide your course of action at your leisure. Hee.
- Closet Buffyholic
Personally, I just love the fact that no matter what else they might not agree on, everyone we know can unite together on being against you being allowed to handle a gun.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must go hit Kenickie. Cheers.
Came across a bunch of old quotes from the Niagra power outage...'member that one?
I'd just like you to know that despite some wishes to the contrary I survived the power outage. The gf was very mean in that she
wouldn't let me go out looting last night with all my other friends. I know, I know, I'm whipped. *sigh*
So, we're now going to declare war on Canada... right?
Cate -- Of course we are. They messed with our God-given right to electricity. They must pay. Also, I think there's oil there.
Cate - Oh, ok, good. They are way too quiet up there... should have known something like this was in the works!
Cate -- Well, according to this article, Ohio may also be at fault. Maybe we should invade you lot, too.
*eyes Cate suspiciously.*
Cate - OH CRAP! I may have to declare war on myself!? This just sucks. I still blame Canada.
We're declaring war on Canada? Are there any h*tties left to claim?
I like how they're saying it might have started in Ohio but they don't have any evidence or any explanation. WTF. Yesterday
the premier of Canada tried to claim it was a lightning strike on the US side of Niagara Falls. Except there's a big high pressure system over
the whole northeast, with no lightning recorded anywhere. I'm also confused how the problem could originate in Ohio, but only affect the northern
strip of the state along the lake, skip most of Pennslyvania and go to New York. I suppose it's possible but it seems pretty wacky.
DarkLady Maybe a Megahorse got loose and trampled a power station. It's the sort of thing they'd try to keep quiet.
I can categorically deny that Canada is breeding Virgin MegahorsesTM trained to trample power stations as part of some
crazy scheme to invade the US for their hotties.
Birthday voicemails for me!
Who the hell am I supposed to rant at if you're not here - er, there, whatever.....
I think you are okay on your birthday, because I think I took your birthday mojo....I was in the grocery store, & it got hit by lightning, and then
it was raining so hard, I could have used windshield wipers on my face, is what I'm sayin'....