|Our sad little lives, your comic relief.|
but why would I want a restful christmas vacation when I can stir up heartbreak and torment?
>sigh< If that phone rings one more time today, I'm going to polish it up real nice, turn that sumbitch
sideways and shove it up someone's roody poo candy ass...
Sam : I will say that in general I don't have any problem with recreational drug use, as long as one avoids
the really nasty, dangerous stuff. (Or to put it another way: Pot, Shrooms, and Beer are OK! Heroine, Cocaine, and
PCP are not!)
my mouth is so full of sugar taste it feels like my tongue's been candied
they can make you come to work
Ah, the net. It's not just for porn anymore.
and as an update: I contine to be lonely and pathetic
We're going to see the whales on Maui. I'm hoping no Navy submarine decides to do an emergency
blow under us while we are out on the ocean.
Claris : *laughter* Please remember ANya & I will be in the other room, & ZOey no doubt will visit you guys sometime during the night.
She's insane. I mean loony and not in the entertaining way we are
Also, I see that many people have been getting wonderful snow. Mwhahahahaha *cough* I mean, golly, that's
This is how rumors get started.
Dao Jones : I'm gonna go out on a limb and say......I don't like it.
grr. it's too bad it's inappropriate to send feedback that says, "what the fuck was that?"
See, I'm mostly worried about having the two of you, on your periods, in the same state.
and if you treat people like they're disposable, eventually you run out of people. no---really.
Funnily enough, Seattle employers don't seem to employ drug tests. Guess they figure they wouldn't
have many actual employees.
You know what sticker I want? A bumper sticker. One that reads: If you are so close to me that you can
READ this then the rocket launcher housed in the trunk of this car WILL be able to incinerate your body to ashes.
Hey, Claris got me nekkid. She's got powers, dude.
I once saw a website that had audio files that people recorded of their neighbors having sex. I didn't understand
how the site could have so many files until *
haven't updated for ages, so i am rectifying that in case anyone thought i was dead. or something.
I know it's your world. I just play with it to torture DarkLady and you with outtakes from the edge of surreality.
My dog plays me like a cheap violin. It's sad, really.
How dare you not like slash? What kind of evil, homophobic, bitch...
Guns are so noisy. Couldn't I just bludgeon her? I've got a crow bar in my trunk.
A few months ago, we were too late and he had to be rushed to College Station to get the vet school to do
an emergency thong-ectomy.
Looks like 10" is likely.
I am all well rested and perky. People are scared more than usual today. It's ALL good!
Gosh, suddenly I was ranting.
Depraved? Me? Why, yes thank you.
Electrical work is satisfying on many levels. It is often pretty simple (white wire, black wire, green wire),
and the fact that most people are afraid of getting shocked usually means extra cookies for you when you finish without being killed.
Well, back to another day at work where my boss is absent, my co-workers are grumpy and everyone is on cruise control.
God help us, I hope we don't fall like Rome. If Bush takes up the violin, we're in deep shit.
Circles are more than just that funny round shape you see in Cheerios.
And can I just say that based on what you guys were up to today, I never want to get you [Claris] and
Anya mad at me for anything ever....
Attempted to look at stars last night. Note to selves: figure out how to align things, and which
lens to use, BEFORE the wine is consumed. Yes.
Cheesiest line ever. He luvvvvvvvs you. You should date him and break him.
I have some recipies which have seekrit tricks to them, or special ingredients.
I just don't anyone getting sad about the neglected pussy is all...
He says he wants to be an artist, but we're all afraid he'd burn the house down.
Xanderella Isn't it a bit early for you to making jokes? Or maybe it's the fact that it is so early that
makes your jokes so crap.
I am not a Keebler elf.
It's all your fault. You are so mean. keep up the good work
I really wish people would stop trying to sell me Viagra.
Well, it'd be fun to kick ass and win. If this was a torture story where we were all gonna die
horribly, there'd probably be less enthusiasm.
Anyway... I do appreciate the peer pressure.
it's a sociology job!
My results speak for themselves. My technique is under a gag order.
I refuse to give an appropriate response to that comment, because at some point I know that
'stina will scroll this entry & do the job for me. Yes indeed....
off to warp the minds of America's youth.
I prefer my own, ultra-effective method of avoiding coitus: replusing members of the opposite sex by clearly
indicating an unhealthy fascination with comic books. You should teach this in class.
Yes. I got my ass kicked by an 8 pound cat.
And I'd like to right the LOTR guys a letter thanking them for kissing each other on a regular basis. It makes
everyone so happy.
I have a build-up to finish, a final battle to orchestrate, & an ending to hang your cliff off of to lead into the
hey. it makes me feel more like a rock star. shut up.