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Just my lowly two-cents of Canadian thoughts. (So, that means I owe YOU now, right? With the exchange rate and all...)
Closet Buffyholic: I"m not a goober. I'm just having a really bad day. Reality is just refusing to cooperate with my vision of how things should be. Naughty, naughty reality. Going to have to hand out spankings.
I might be absent-minded, but I remember enough to try & not forget that when I plan things. - Claris
But you won't take my sanity, no no no no no no. The penguins promised me you couldn't.
...since when did I become this common reference for sexual savvy?
You've got plenty of time to start touching other people in a non-combat situation.
Why can't I have a normal weird life like the rest of you guys?
I went out to lunch and calmed down, but of course got irritated when I got back to the office and found she was still working here.
Yuuup. that's me. finding the silver lining.
Faith wallpaper! With torture! Woo!!!
"I hate trying to figure men out. I hate it, hate it, hate it, hate it. It's enough to make me wish I was gay. Or Bi. Actually, Bi rather than gay. More options that way. But, dammit, I'm NOT. And I don't think there's a 3-step program to bisexuality."
YEAH, I was always able to "reel" in the socially inept, now I can get the minors too! great!
Mr. Whyt : good to hear. You all done finals now or what? Because between you & Psycho Sam, all I hear lately is boys bitching to me about studying....wah, wah, wah.... I'm just waiting for Bastion Ridley to join the "finals suck" chorus, and you three could be the beginnings of the next sparkly boy band. And you know what the Popgurls make them do in the fanfic world......*evil grin*
you got awfully quiet this afternoon. Are they...oh my God....making you WORK? Those bastards!
Dudes, don't bring the GRE words unless you know how to use them!
I mean, yes, they are a malevolent, controlling, soul sucking entity but no more so than any other television network.
Sorry. Me. Issues. You understand. I'm just going to go in the corner & curl into a ball so I can rock back & forth mumbling to myself.....
Awww. I'm all . . . *sob* . . . all choked up. Squee-worthy. That may be the sweetest thing you've ever said about me . . . or anybody else for that matter. :)
Basically, the promos were written by a crack baby with only brainstem floating in a sack of bile.
You crazy kids still not knocked up yet? I'm telling you... it's not the frequency. You need to go like months... and then when those crazy eggs and sperm least expect it...BAMMO!
Never mind. I engaged brain.
Godeater claiming to be sober?
TMorel- Shuddup! I am sober! I may have had a night cap or...two. *cough* But I'm as sober as priest! And a damn sight more celibate! *snicker*
I really should have borrowed someone's self control before I went to the vending machine.
And you know what ass tastes like? How could you have eaten a poor little donkey? betcha thought I was going to say something else
Okay, so today I was informed by a recruiter that I didn't get a site because my EvilOverlord.com was "too controversial" for them. It was recommended to me that I put a disclaimer on the site saying that it wasn't an actual company......riiiight...
Closet Buffaholic breaks the Internet:
I logged onto westlaw.com and it told me it was out of memory. I think I've broken the internet.
But, we won't use CB for research. Being how she broke the whole damn internet.
CB broke the Internet?
Closet Buffyholic Hey, I told you you could play with it, but not if you're gonna abuse it so! You think internets grow on trees??
We told her not to play so rough, but you know Closet Buffyholic. She's all about the rough. She has a whip and all.
Closet Buffyholicbroke the internet? She can't even find Texas. How could she locate the internet to break it?
I'd send flowers, but the internet is broken.
Oh, by the way - thought of the day from my LiveJournal :
You are *SO* strange.
What? It's totally true!
I reiiterate my position: You are *SO* strange. So VERY strange!
So....I found a bunch of quotes from the 2001 Vegas Party in my Red Book of Death.....*grin*
She's the one sucking 'til it smokes!
You look ribbed for her pleasure.
Take your friggin' socks off, stay a while....
Did you really think I was going to use a common pin in my ass?
I'm on roaming rate charges, so make it quick.
Oh, I'm good. You don't know how good.
Can you carry these? And I'll crawl.
I think that Ferengi is hung.
She checked out the Ferengi.
SarahNicole, can I touch your earlobe?
Well it was a lot funnier when I was kinda drunk.
The Psycho Sam Ass series :
Psycho Sam signed his ass over to whom?
Monique who signed Pyshco Sam's ass?
Psycho Sam is an ass? I saw no sign of that!
What's the sign on Psycho Sam ass?
Mebbe the sign was up Psycho Sam ass.
There's a sign-up for Psycho Sam's ass?
*strolls into Camp, seeing conversation is focusing on Psycho Sam's ass, and strolls right back out the door*
Evalie has no interest in my ass?
runs in due to insomnia and net surfing to see that Psycho Sam's ass is once again ebing flashed about camp.
Everybody step away from my ass with your hands in the air.