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*sigh* I knew I should have started charging royalty's for the use of my infamous statements.
So I just stumbled upon your quotes page Claris. Highly amusing.
YOU! YOU! Goddamnit! Karen and Keri took me-quotes from your page!
nothing we say to you is protected. anything we say can and will be held againstus in court of public opinion and mockery
No LJ for me and no me joining any sort of boy in any sort of ring (cept maybe those sparkyl *Nsync boys they're dreamy)
Six hours to freedom! Deduct 2 hours for lunch! Four hours to freedom!
that sounds like a good idea. youre right, Anya's right! :o)
CB must take the Illinois bar because we care naught about what Indiana folks know. I mean, here, our cows do not prevent Daylight Savings Time from being adopted.
Yes, I am five and impatient.
Sol Spiderman, first Semetic Super Hero, at your service. (oh shit, I have to go do something else. I just typed "at your cervix")
Tiggz, Evalie and Slavey y'all been addded to my list, the LJ list not the revenge list in case you were wondering, Claris on the other hand gets the friends list and the revenge list.
Yup, he's going to be more difficult than dealing with a child awaiting the results of the bar exam. *eg*
well, fetish, specially considering your other friends, may be a little strong of a word.
Evalie : *grin* Ha! First we taught you about fisting, now you're a LiveJournal whore! Your corruption continues!
I really hope this is your voicemail, and if it's not, well hi!
You assume I'm going to just jump his bones at the first sight of him. Please! I have more class than that.
I am now having a drink to my testicle.... even thought he is a RIGHT BOLLOX I would have missed him*g*
Well thank you for caring....
Or maybe my cat just wants me to think that he's trying to kill me, and how do oyu know he;s trying to kill me? are you two incahoots? As for your plotting I think I'll remain paranoid and assume that the answer is d:all of the above.
Fucking celebs better get out of my hood. I can't afford a rent increase.
I would walk, but industrial complexes just aren't as condusive to sight seeing as the brochure makes it seem.....
Amaranth's having trouble catching on to the gayness, huh? :)
Well, it's all fun and games until the rat gets dizzy and throws up...
endorphins are fun, reminds of when I used to have sex.
Have you ever had to explain to your boss about one of your friends' testicles? I have!
That's okay. I'll take the blame. I'm everyone else's whipping boy. As Jack Burton would say, "Give me you best shot pal, 'cause I can take it." Seriously. No I mean it. I'm responsible for the black text, the price of oil, Reganomics, I was on the Grassy Knoll, and I'M the reason Buffy sucks so much this year. I made a secret deal with Satan for Buffy to suck these last two years just so I'd have something to bitch about. No really. Ask Narrator. She knows I'm to blame for EVERYTHING. Well, I don't take credit for Britney Spears... but just about everything else is my fault.
Am currently drinking Calamansi juice. It's... citrus-y. And good. Also, it's a product of the Philipines. Other than Vince, I don't know if I've ever had a product of the Philippines before ;)
At a press conference the other day, Iím pretty sure I heard the Governor say ìWhere are we going? And whatís with this handbasket?î Could have been my imagination. StillÖ
and have you been to the Camp? of course all the women are on the same cycles *g*
Fascinating things these live journals, I learn all kinds of stuff that I really dont want to know.
But with evil, shouldn't there be fear? I mean, it's not like Darth Vadar was both evil and cuddly, right?
I think we should all write letters to UPN. Because that worked so well the last time we did.
Ok, let's keep all the sharp objects away from the "Alias" fans.
*snicker* Go Little Sister! Go!
Never underestimate the ability of the WB to be really, really, stupid.
Oh, we're going to talk about me again, are we? Goody!
Well, right now the plan is to basically lie.
I gotta go to work.
I'm already AT work.
Because that's a conversation you want to have Dad. Oh, my daughter? She writes for whips and chains weekly.
Note to self:
Glad to drive a few governement employees one step closer to the edge :)
If I hadn't been so involved, I would have become an alcoholic in order to have something to do, and that is expensive :o)
the opinons I'm about to express are probably uninformed, ignorant and possibly misguided.
I'm only here because I heard God was posting in a rational manner. - DarkLady
Hey, ever since I got that gov't tracking bracelet off, the remnants of the electro shock therapy have had me in fairly even ground, dammit. Don't you challenge my emotional state!
His logic is not our earth logic. Nor is it more advanced.
Actually, there'd be many opertunitys for fun with nametags at an orgy.
Don't know where that came from, just a random thought that seems to be at the foundation of a universe in understanding.
What's the what here?
.... glad to hear Cosmic Baby is doing well though. Maybe some day he'll meet Alexander T. Salamander. AND RULE THE WORLD WITH IRON FISTS!
I dare you! I can say this because I am currently drunk off my ass and FEEL NO FEAR!
Cosmic Bob kidnapping and torture? thats foreplay to Faith, so I think she really likes Wesley.
OK, We need a Petition.
I'm on it. First, can we get the Musical on CD petition going? And the one that makes me Queen of the Whole Damn World? We can send it directly to God.
Allyson You are sick and twisted and I'm going to have to put some serious thought into it - and maybe a babysitter cam - next time I need you to watch my baby.
No no no! He is not Dead!Vaughn! I refuse to believe that! He is Currently Without Source of Oxygen Being Shmoosed Up Against A Door Vaughn! There is no dead!
You're working. Like, work "working" aren't you?
They renewed Touched by an Angel. Haven't they saved everyone's soul by now? What's up with that?
well, I would say you are NOT in need of a dictionary, I think it could only be dangerous if you got your hands on a few more words!!!
It's good for her, builds character and if it sends her banging her head on the cubicle desk... all the better.
If nothing else, we can go somewhere and pretend my life isn't chaos.
Thanks, but you know I think that's its best cause you know with our rule of naming the baby after where it was conceived, I just don't think Grand Am Parked in the Driveway Wook would have sounded very nice...
Narrator if you ever want to use the internet again, I'd stay away from making death threats against the inventor. Just a suggestion.
Brits never settle arguments over scones. Scones are in fact the cause of many arguments.
Oh my god! I just rememberd! You sew! I'll have another sewing geek to bond with in LA! Whee!
How's the photocopier Anya? You bury it next to the other bodies?
When have Buffy writers ever let that which is implausible stop them? LOL
Anyway, now that I've not-done work, maybe I'll do a few minutes OF work.
Just so you know, my initial response to that e-mail was to flip off the screen.
Soon, you will have rice cereal everywhere! And some may actually go in his mouth!
Brian asked if he could borrow the pants the other day... :O)
Are you okay? I'm worried about you. Need to swing a sledge hammer? I can accomodate that.
I have a whole new appreciation of (name edited to protect
I think I'll stick to my own crappy universe rather than upgrading to yours...
Essentially, I guilt-tripped her. More for the sake of doing something fun than anything else.
It's nice to see students have time on their hands to investigate the important things in life. Fraud, Hacking, etc. The little things that make the world more enjoyable for the poor folks in it. Like, oh, me.
She needs to just take a page from Robyn & find an elevator.
I just wish I was soberer so I could absorb some of this
Joss should be required to write and direct every frickin' episode. Except the all nekkid one, I'll handle that one.
Actual e-mail sent to my boss after the two of us played phone tag all day.... too bad the job sucks, because my boss is pretty cool....