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updated.... 7/5/02 Hi Claris, It has come to my attention that I am tragically under-represented on Claris' quote page. Must endeavour to be wittier. oh sure, amberlynne had speed, but I brought the slash in. Remember that, people. God, I hate the bar exam. Wow, first Xanderella says that I'm right (at the Bater) and now Vanessa does. Is there an apocalypse scheduled that I don't know about? Vanessa maybe we just haven't had enough porn around lately? The natives are getting restless or something? They're standing around saying, "There could be more porn. This could be pornier." someone needs to fix this obviously. I think I might have an attitude problem. Or maybe my persona does. Hold me. as to the quotes... Oh, and I just saw that Claris put the entire Sam's Ass debacle from Camp on her quote page. My ass is now a STAR! You all want my ass now! But my ass has let fame go to its head, and will no longer return any of your phone calls. (There's some scary anatomy thoughts in that last sentence, but I'm not going there.) and I have whisker burn on my chin. so far no one seems to have made the connection between the red chin and slightly pink cheeks and the member of the walking dead look of my body. *pat, pat* Don't worry. Soon you'll again have your music of rage. I also resist the urge to suggest that AnnoyingDaddy insert certain parts of his anatomy into other parts of his anatomy, because I'm not really mad, I'm just married. Joss should be required to write and direct every frickin' episode. Except the all nekkid one, I'll handle that one. *sniffle* I love you right now. Just so you know. If you didn't live so far away, I'd suggest we hug. Grapefruit..... i will not go to lj until break well, we saw 2 snapping turtles on our walk!! I suspect that you Canadians are behind this. Yes, it is time to go home, thank you very much. Well, time to leave work anyway. Being in roughly the same part of the world as Amish Boy, the same two words are springing to my mind. well, lets see, he did get a car out of the deal, and the mob is keeping track of what they owe him, so his thinking is that this "co" is going to get Lots of $ at some point, so if he is "loyal" it will "pay off" All right. Lunchtime! I need some sushi & zen, dammit! In my continuing effort to eat healthier, I attempted to convince my body that the cheetos were actually carrot sticks. You're smiling too much...they will become suspicious if you keep it up... :) One of us is pining for her midget, the other is freakin' out about finally reporting her work colleague's shocking behaviour to her bosses. So. Wednesday was fun. I did a search for a gif animator one time, and came up with a shareware site that carried gif animators. So one click later I'm looking at hardcore pornography. *laughter* She is irritatingly good at the sweet & innocent facade, isn't she? You'd never know what evil lurks in the heart of Anya......except us. We're like the Shadow. We know. banana : Mr Whyt + Physics, yes. Mr Whyt + marriage? NO. OK so to sum up, Allyson's bringing the pastry porn, Kansas is punning, Mr. Whyt isn't getting either pastry, porn or punning and Claris is easy? I get ‡ hour break, and the internet goes down. Doesn't that just figure. It's all about being the goth Martha Stewart. Oh my. It's really good that you don't have my job. You'd just snap & start killing. I just glanced at N's office and thought "If I take the letter opener, I can slit laterally three inches up from hip bone, kick him forward and watch his intestines spill out". She's from NH? What part? I just want to know so I can avoid the town if possible. (Or, you know, give you ammunition for deurogatory comments.) And if you want to give yourself a stroke, check out their website. Silly girl, you need to learn never to challenge Bronzers. You of all people really should know that by now. Cause we thrive on challenges. And making friends look funny. :) We got a late start, so we ended up just doing dinner, then renting Black Hawk Down. Oh, my... even picturing the entire scenario makes me laugh now. I'd have shit entire walls, much less bricks! So, in the interest of reclaiming my somewhat tattered zen (this week courtesy of work, hormones, smog and the letter Q. Well, ok, I made up that last part. But now that I think about it, it's a pretty fucking annoying letter), I am taking myself out for lunch. Hold the applause.... Ha. Ha. Hot am I? Come over to the swamp, see my Special Edition, you should. *point* *mock* *laugh* I was on the TV last night. I am so cool. If I'm in a chatty mood, I just start talking to them. About stuff that has nothing to do with anything. The weather, the Leafs/Jays/Raptors, current events. I don't wait for their answers, I just keep talking and ranting about bullshit. Eventually they cut me off and start their speel about whatever their selling. I just tell them nah, I ain't got time to talk. Wife's chained to the bed and has to go to the little girls room. I then laugh like a freak and hang up.
It's fine and dandy if others are subjected to the disorganized horror that is my hair, but it stops being funny when I get hurt. There was always something interesting going on. And, if all else failed, I could go find me some sex. I killed my first spider last night. Well, not really, but it was my first experiment in premeditated arachnicide. What, this isn't the rant about how I don't care about soccer? Oops. Sorry. I don't remember. It's all a blur. Sadly, it's not an alcohol induced one. All I did was go to switch around the laundry.....sheesh.... And, that I'm being Switzerland and utterly neutral, but your humiliation has always been near and dear to my heart. *smirk* I had a phone call! From a friend! That lasted exactly a half hour! I think I can go out in public in this without scaring small children. Okay, I'm going to do some work now. No, really. I am! Shut it, bitch. Yuh-huh. I don't want one of THOSE. Just some sexy male for a one day stand would be nice. I'm not asking for committment, devotion, loyalty or anything. Just great sex. I'm shallow. Yeah. *happy sigh* Ben. I want a Ben for my birthday, pease. *grin* On a bright note, one of my co workers just told me how to circumvent the AIM block. In other news.... mmmm... sushi. Am taking myself out for sushi today for lunch. I'm becoming my own favourite lunch date. I should probably be worried about this. prances around the camp in a jaunty fashion hee! The jaunty thing is going down at the bottom....so it's completely out of context....*snicker* Important Lesson #1 Pee before you leave the pub. A 15 minute walk seems an eternity when you have to pee. An eternity seems double when you finally get to the house and the bathroom is occupied. Words to live by. I promise. |
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