1. I have a tattoo.

2. If it were possible to be voted least likely to get a tattoo, I would have been.

3. I played violin from 5th to 12th grade.

4. In high school, my Orchestra recorded an album of a concert.

5. I have sang in the Grand Old Opry House in Nashville TN.

6. I have traveled to all but 6 of the 50 States.

7. I have kissed the Blarney Stone.

8. I was accused of being a millionaire in the Tower of London.

9. I fell in love in a public park in Dublin.

10. I have been to the Grand Canyon, but did not get lost or ride a donkey.

11. I threw up on my sister after visiting Pikes Peak.

12. I saw my first bare breast while boating up the St Laurence River with my Grandmother.

13. I was on the Gymnastics team in my high school and college.

14. I have a mountain bike that I have never ridden.

15. My old mountain bike was stolen.

16. I have two motorcycles, an Aprila Falco, and a Triumph Bonneville.

17. I started riding motorcycles four years ago.

18. I kick myself for not learning to ride a motorcycle earlier in my life.

19. I have owned 8 cars in my lifetime.

20. Only two of my cars were used.

21. I have owned three Miatas.

22. I have never been married.

23. I go out on a date once every two years whether I want to or not.

24. I first had sex when I was 15.

25. On the SAT, I scored exactly the same on verbal and math.

26. I failed Integral Calculus twice in college.

27. The third time I took Integral Calculus, I got a B.

28. I never got less than a B in any math class in college other than Integral Calculus.

29. I see all my friends from college every year at a get-together on campus.

30. I cannot drink tequila due to an incident with the daughter of my best friend from TX. (There were no laws broken, even in TX)

31. I cannot drink whisky due to an incident with the sister of my best friend from high school. (Still with no broken laws)

32. I can mix.

33. I love Guinness.

34. I visited the Guinness plant in Dublin, and gave away my free pint ticket at the end of the tour.

35. I have been called a metrosexual. To my face.

36. I appreciate women of all shapes and sizes, but I seem to gravitate to highly intelligent, bosomy, bossy types.

37. I love to shop.

38. I once realized that I couldn't get serious with a woman because her taste in furniture was atrocious.

39. My most serious relationship with a woman was two years.

40. We broke up because I wanted to get married, and she did not.

41. I work at one of the worlds largest defense contractors.

42. I never intended to work for the defense industry, but aerospace engineering jobs were hard to find in the late 80s.

43. I used to blow shit up a lot early in my career.

44. Now my job seems to be just talking about blowing shit up.

45. I miss blowing shit up.

46. I hate working overtime with the fiery heat of 1000 suns.

47. I commute 42 miles one way to work each day.

48. I only read Science Fiction books.

49. My favorite authors are Neal Stephenson and William Gibson.

50. I will listen to any music except Country.

51. I do like the Dixie Chicks though.

52. I worked at a radio station in my dorm in College when Alternative Music actually was.

53. When I was growing up, I wanted to become an Astronaut.

54. If given a chance to ride in the Space Shuttle, I would.

55. I have jumped out of a perfectly good airplane.

56. I have a better relationship with my sister thanks to the Bronze.

57. I have a 16 year old Cat named Charlie.

58. I love puppies and dogs, but will probably never have one due to the level of commitment required.

59. I used to want children, but now can't see myself with them.

60. I believe if there is only one person on this Earth perfect for me, she is probably herding sheep in Yemen.

61. I am 5' 8'' when there is a full moon.

62. Every male member of my family on both sides has lost his hair. Damn you genes, damn you all to Hell.

63. I used to be a Democrat when I was younger, before I started making money.

64. I am much more conservative than the rest of my family.

65. I only consider myself a fiscal conservative.

66. I believe consenting adults can and should do whatever they want to, as long as my tax dollars aren't involved.

67. I pay more money in taxes now than I earned my first year out of college.

68. I use a sophisticated mechanical design CAD tool to generate 3D models of missile and spacecraft structure.

69. I made a model of my loft with this tool and arranged my furniture in it. (after hours, of course)

70. I can throw clay on the wheel, and understand the finer points of glazing.

71. When you put too much glaze on a pot, it will bond permanently to the shelf in the kiln.

72. I am allergic to cats, dogs, trees, grass, mold, and pollen.

73. I don't eat seafood.

74. I will eat Mahi Mahi, and Salmon, but only on special occasions.

75. I refuse to eat anything that hasn't developed an internal skeleton.

76. I love Dr. Pepper.

77. It is not the same as Mr. Pibb, so don't even think about it.

78. My favorite pizza is pepperon I with jalapeno peppers.

79 I believe that organized religion served its purpose during the dark ages.

80. I was raised Roman Catholic.

81. My personal beliefs swing between Agnostic, and Atheism.

82. The only thing my sister and I have in common with my father is our sense of humor. (I think she said this as well)

83. My sister and I can have entire conversations consisting of quotes from movies and very obscure British television shows.

84. I think that Chris Farley was the funniest human being on the planet.

85. I saw Star Wars in the theater on opening day.

86. The first scary movie that I ever saw in a theater was Jaws.

87. I ran out into the lobby after the chest burster scene in Alien.

88. I love horror movies.

89. I worked at a movie theater when I was in high school.

90. The most job satisfaction that I have ever had was from a summer job in college.

91. I worked on a land surveying crew that set grade for a road intersection by my house.

92. I got home from school and drove on the road that I worked on.

93. I went to my 10 year high school reunion and had a terrible time.

94. I am refusing to go to my 20 year reunion.

95. I once made out on the beach with a girl I had just met on a trip to Hawaii.

96. I never attended any of my high school proms or dances.

97. I was in all my high school musicals, including Hello Dolly, and South Pacific.

98. We wanted to to Grease my senior year, but the school banned it.

99. All of the choral groups boycotted musical tryouts for the approved selection Bye Bye Birdy, so the school had to cancel the musical that year.

100. I love the smell of the air right before a thunderstorm.