1. I

2. am

3. buying

4. a

5. house.

6. I

7. barely

8. have

9. time

10. to

11. shower

12. never

13. mind

14. write

15. out

16. 100

17. things

18. for

19. a

20. website,

21. regardless

22. of

23. whether

24. or

25. not

26. I

27. lie

28. awake

29. nights

30. wondering

31. if

32. I

33. served

34. as

35. inspiration

36. for

37. the

38. title.

39. I

40. don't

41. know

42. why

43. I

44. am

46. doing

47. this,

48. except

49. that

50. Claris

51. is

52. very

53. tall,

54. kickboxes,

55. has

56. a

57. "dog"

58. and

59. knows

60. where

61. I

62. live.

63. Bloody

64. hell!

65. I

66. just

67. remembered

68. that

69. Claris

70. now

71. lives

72. on

73. the

74. other

75. side

76. of

77. the

78. bleedin'

79. continent,

80. and

81. besides

82. which,

83. I

84. am

85. moving.

86. She

87. will

88. never

89. find

90. me.

91. Out

92. for

93. a

94. nap,

95. bitch.

96. Out

97. for

98. a

99. nap,

100. bitch.