1. My dogs like to kill rabbits. It's funny when the rabbits squeal.

2. 98 more thinigs? Fuck.

3. When I first saw Mulan, I nearly peed my pants at one scene, I was laughing so hard.

4. Is it so difficult to understand how to use a spreadsheet? Shit, some people. Here's a quarter, buy a clue.

5. Eliza Dushku.

6.

7. What? There's more than Eliza?

8. Tuesday nights are going to be of the suck now that no more new Buffys will be on. *sigh*

9. Why do people care if their stupid grass is going dormant in the heat?

10. So. When does the fun start? I was told that having a child would be fun. Three weeks in the Special Care Nursery, heart surgery, penis surgery (OWWWWWWW), low birth weight (3.2lbs) and now peanut allergies. I'm waiting for the fun. Please pass some my way. Thanks.

11. On the plus side, Cosmic Baby, while testing as allergic to dogs, seems not to be allergic to OUR dogs.

12. I have lost close to 40 pounds since April. That's more than Cosmic Baby weighs. And more than the Little Dog weighs. But not more than Big Dog weighs. I need to lose me a Big Dog.

13. Have I mentioned before that I have touched Hudson Leick's butt? Well, I have touched it.

14. Also, I have gotten a big hug from Eliza! There is no bad there.

15. It appears we won't be getting a whippet (see number 10 above). But we may get another borzoi, since allergies can be breed specific.

16. I am allergic only to cashmere and the occasional cat.

17. Some idiot things he can design a database better than I can? He's as wrong as Closet Buffyholic!!

18. I am beginning to understand this term "Ass-Clowns". Which is kind of a shame.

19. I cannot believe how long this process is taking. Three hours of number crunching. Bleh.

20. Now, we MIGHT get a whippet. It's all up in the air.

21. I saw American Wedding yesterday. Aly's scene with Eugene Levy, in her bathrobe reminded me so much of her scene in Nightmares as the opera singer. It was uncanny.

22. Why is this week taking so long? But, it's not like I have anything exciting to do on the weekend.

23. I guess the Little Dog pooped in the bedroom yesterday. Then Cosmic Baby pooped and his diaper leaked. It was Poop-Fest '03 at home yesterday. Glad I missed it.

24. Are videos of a nekkid two year old cavorting in the hose considered nasty? I hope not, I shot 20 minutes of it.

25. On the pilot episode of Eliza's new show, Hudson Leick appears. What can be bad there? Two hotties I have been hugged by.

26. Friday, I am going to buy Al Franken's new book. I may buy two copies. Fuck Fox. Fuck Bill O'Reilly.

27. Is it lunchtime yet?

28. The company I am working at is going from jeans casual back to business casual. I am unable to comprehend why. Will our productivity suddenly go up now that we won't be wearing those pesky jeans any more? Morons.

29. I have been to 70 Grateful Dead concerts. I should have gone to 70 more. Life is too short.

30. We're going to Hawaii in December. Should prove interesting with a 30 month old. I hope no one else I know will be on the plane.

31. Who thought it would be a good idea to make me do this? Is it not safe to mock people anymore without being saddled with extra work?
*Note from Claris: should have thought of that before you started "Blame Claris Day", now shouldn't ya?

32. My car has almost 92,000 miles on it. I hope to Joss I don't have to get a new car anytime soon. I hate cars.

33. Things have changed yet again. We may now get this whippet. Dogs don't cause asthma, according to the allergist. Our dog accquisition potential is very fluid.

34. One third done. Yay me!

35. My little brother is forty this year. Crap, I'm old.

36. Even with losing the previously mentioned 40 pounds, I STILL can't fit into these jeans I foolishly bought several years ago. But give me time.

37. I have the following Buffy items on my study wall: autographed photos of Eliza, Robia, Marsters, Amber, Julie Benz, Stephanie Romanov, Charisma, Musetta Vander, Armin, Mercedes. And the "Once More With Feeling" poster, signed by Adam Hughes. People think I'm strange.

38. Plus the photo of Eliza giving me a hug.

39. Plus the photo of me touching Hudson Leick's butt, while technically not Buffy related, I still must mention it.

40. My first car was an 1976 Audi Fox.

41. Does everyone know that Plain M&Ms actually contain peanuts? Well, they do.

42. I will not be able to get to Vegas for a long, long time. So, while I am sad there will no longer be any more VLBs, I'm not too sad, since I won't miss them now, like I did so many others!

43. I miss the Bronze.

44. I suppose I shouldn't read "The Smoking Gun" while I'm busy at work making this interminable list.

45. I made a list of the "Essential Scotchs" and taped it to the inside of the liquor cabinet. No one seems to have noticed it enough to BUY me some of those Essential Scotchs.

46. Mrs. Cosmic Bob said it was too hot to take the Big Dog for a walk last night. Yet it wasn't too hot to make ME go for a walk. WUWT?

47. Where's the fucking crack!?! I need some now!

48. I pre-ordered Angel Season 2 on DVD. It's the last season of Angel I'm going to buy. Unless Season 5 kicks major butt. I WILL buy all the rest of the Buffy Seasons.

49. New Line Cinema won't be fooling me into buying the current release of The Two Towers! No sirree! I will WAIT until the Special Edition comes out in November. I waited for years for Buffy to come out on DVD, I can wait a few extra months for The Two Towers.

50. I need to sell many of my comics books. I have too many.

51. I went to see Star Wars the very first night it opened, back in 1977. This is before it got a new title. And when George Lucas still knew how to direct a movie.

52. I'd pay big dough to see Eliza dressed up like Princess Leia in "Return Of The Jedi". Big dough.

53. Dog show this weekend. In fact we are having doggie visitors. The previously mentioned whippet is coming over to visit, along with his owner.

54. These geniuses here at work don't want to hire me on full time. They want to continue to pay a huge hourly fee. Fine by me.

55. Why is it only 4pm? Two more hours.

56. I hope no one is expecting me to be witty with this list. It's quite beyond my capacity.

57. I need a hug. Where's Eliza?

58. It's so cute how Cosmic Baby sings! We have the new DVD "Piglet's Big Adventure" and he goes: "Sing Ho!" Darn cute.

59. Cosmic Baby likes to watch "Zoom" every day.

60. I won $35 playing Blackjack after the Joan Jett concert the other night. The ticket was $30. Free concert! Yay!

61. Forty more? Holy crapola.

62. Blah, blah, blah. Why is this happening to me?

63. Our State Fair started this week. I don't think we will make it this year. We usually go, but we're going to wait until Cosmic Baby is a bit bigger. But I can't wait for him to go on the Tilt-A-Whirl! Barf! Barf! Barf!

64. It's a good thing there won't be a PBP next year, because I couldn't go to it anyway. And I am always disappointed when I miss the PBP, no matter how lame it is.

65. I can't stand it when they put this horrible tar and little rocks on our roads. It just kicks up lots of dust and smells bad.

66. I expect to be going to the Midnight showing of The Return Of The King come December. Yes. I am a geek.

67. Apparently, I had too much coffee this morning. I am bouncing off the fucking walls.

68. I spent a summer working at an Air Force Base. B-52s are the loudest goddamn things you'll ever want to hear.

69. Number Sixty-Nine? You must be joking.

70. This may be TMI but, I am not going to wear these stupid shorts to work anymore. There's no fly and so I have to undo the stupid drawstring in order to pee. Inconvenient.

71. I have come up with thirteen things in a row without mentioning Eliza. Damn, I'm good!

72. So, here I was, looking out the window of the Crawford Science Building, watching another Shuttle launch when the thing explodes. The folks I was with and I were unable to speak for a good long time. We went outside and looked up. Those diverging contrails remained in the sky for far too long; it was a very calm day. But it had been fucking cold that morning and I remember asking myself if they were actually going to launch. Challenger's launch had been postponed several times that month already. I guess they couldn't wait.

73. We rented "Lilo and Stich" last week for Cosmic Baby. It was pretty funny! I'm easily amused though.

74. I haven't had any spare time to watch my Season 4 Buffy DVDs, let alone my Season 1 Angel DVDs. Mrs. Cosmic Bob says I shouldn't buy them if I don't have time to watch them, but I just GOTS to have them!!!

75. I need more time to play computer games too. Or at least the one computer game that I like to play. It's called Pharaoh, and it's lots of fun. It's like SimCity, only it's an Egyptian Civilization.

76. Crap! I ALSO need time to read "new" books. I have at least three books that I want to read: Harry Potter V, Crossroads Of Twilight and Jean Auel's latest novel. Plus I want to get busy and reread The Lord Of The Rings. Bah.

77. Speaking of LOTR, I will be reading The Hobbit to Cosmic Baby. I even bought the graphic novel rendition of it.

78. It looks like I will be absurdly busy next week. I may not even be able to post at the Camp! How much does that suck?

79. The fucking Pepsi machine was fucking out of fucking Diet Fucking Pepsi. It's a fucking Communist Plot. Fuckers.

80. Weight Watchers on Saturday morning. Hopefully it will be good news. I sure sweated a lot this week. Our A/C was out for a while and now it looks like we will have to replace it. O Joy. O Rapture.

81. So. We now HAVE a new dog. Suddenly we're up to three!

82. Why am I here at 6am?

83. I'm late with my assignment. Hopefully "teach" won't kill me. I blame Claris.

84. Yes, it was good news at the WW meeting on Saturday. Down 2.6 for a total of 41.8. Woo and hoo.

85. I have this peanut butter at work in a giant squeezy tube. It doesn't work so well. I think it's a flawed design.

86. We went to try to buy the new Al Franken book at B&N yesterday, but they didn't have it yet! I thought that when a book "comes out" on a particular day, that's when the bookstores have it. But no. They said that's when it ships. So we bought some Winnie The Pooh books for Cosmic Baby instead.

87. I saw The Incredible Hulk this past weekend. It was a very strange movie. I think Ang Lee had a few too many mushrooms before directing this one. Though Jennifer Connelly was as hot as ever. But she kept her shirt on in this one. Bummer.

88. I now have to go downtown for the rest of the day. Bleh. Parking sucks. Downtown sucks.

89. I'm watching my Season 4 DVDs and thinking ahead to the rest of the episodes in Season 4. I'm trying to figure out where it went wrong, because so far, I am really liking it. I'm only up to "Harsh Light Of Day" (awesome black pants B!), but it's working well for me. More study may be needed.

90. Only ten more to go after this one!

91. It's another steamy night here. Too darn hot to go outside, that's for sure.

92. Working 11 hours in a day is not what it's cracked up to be.

93. I may need to eat Post Sugar Crisps for dinner. Could be worse.

94. Why is it that the most annoying assholes are in charge of me? How does this happen? What would Buffy do?

95. It may be that I will finish this. Only a tad late, but better late than never.

96. How much longer before my vacation starts?

97. I just looked at my photo of Eliza giving me a hug. *sigh*. Those were the days!

98. It's possible that I may be able to post tomorrow night. This would be a good thing.

99. The BBS lives! As everyone who's not wrong surely knows.

100. Eliza Dushku.