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KitCat - Hundreds of things that you probably didn't know before and I was one of the first people done!


100.I hate the smell of peanut butter cookies.

99. When I took my first semester off from college I told people it was for money reasons but it was more because I thought I was having a break down.

98. I wasn't, I just didn't want to be a teacher anymore.

97. I still have a wee crush on my boss.

96. It doesn't make me like my job more.

95. I could eat Asian food every day of the week for every meal.

94. I don't find Ben Stiller funny.

93. My fear of open water developed in my teens and I still don't know where it came from.

92. Often, I forget my sister even exists.

91. Yet I miss her when I remember.

90. I have decided I really don't like my haircut.

89. Sometimes living in the same house I did in high school makes me feel like a loser.

88. When I leave to go work, my mother tells me to drive safe. It makes her crazy if she can't.

87. When I'm mad, I leave quick so she can't.

86. If Greg or Kevin were to propose tomorrow, I'd probably think about it.

85. Not Eric though, cause we'd kill each other in a week.

84. I shared a room with my mother for two years because she didn't want my sister corrupting me.

83. Because of this I can sleep with a TV and a light going.

82. Yet anything else wakes me instantly.

81. I worked at a golf club for 5 years and never played golf once.

80. I never went to prom, but I planned two of them.

79. In college, I got extensions by crying.

78. When I fly, I hate children and the elderly.

77. I have no guilt about this.

76. I think U2 and REM are overrated.

75. I miss my grandmother (my mom's mom) more than words can ever express.

74. Every milestone in my life, I wish she was there to see it.

73. In my dream world, I'd be roommates with Chrissy. I would make a deal that I would cook and do laundry if she would clean.

72. I hate being lied to, I'd rather be hurt then l have someone lie.

70. Three boyfriends have cheated on me.

69. I did not kill any of them, much to the disappointment of several of my friends.

68. I can wear shoes from size 8 1/2 to 11 depending on the shoe and the width.

67. The first time I wore make up to school was first grade. My teacher made me wash it off.

66. My sister taught me to read when I was 4 with phonics cards.

65. I blame phonics for my inability to spell.

64. I watch a lot less TV than people think I do. I just remember it.

63. I'm currently scanning a picture of one of the company accountants shirtless in a leather vest with black polish on his toes.

62. Despite my history in Buffy and love for LJ, most online bulletin boards annoy me.

61. I take shitty care of my shoes.

60. If I could only drink one beverage for the rest of my life, it would be water.

59. Scooby-doo is my favorite cartoon but I will NEVER see that movie.

58. I've read Catcher in the Rye over 5 times but I still don't remember what happens in it.

57. I never know what to do when my friends are friends with someone I dislike.

56. I spend more money on books that anything else.

55. Clothing is a close second though.

54. Honest, I LIKE Winter.

53. Even though I do no winter sports.

52. I'm frequently jealous of others, but get over it very quickly.

51. My parents separated when I was 3 and I haven't seen my father since I was 6.

50. Yet, I know his phone number and address.

49. I pretended to be a much better student than I really was.

48. My ultimate weight loss goal is to go to my 10th high school reunion skinnier than I was when I left.

47. I've got almost 2 years and only 25 pounds to go.

46. I hate the word "fondle."

45. Despite Josh the Marine, "I'll Be" is still one of my favorite songs.

44. After years of always being one of the oldest, I'm now the younger side in my groups of friends.

43. I was the only one in my reading group in 6th grade because Itested out of all the other groups.

42. I did all my reading group work in the first week and spent the rest of the year reading novels.

41. The first time I read IT, I rented it from Travis Merchant for $.50. I was 11.

40. I'm freaking annoyed that there isn't a cents sign on the keyboard.

39. I'd love to be on The Amazing Race.

38. If I ever get married it will be in the winter so my attendants can wear velvet.

37. I frequently want to run away and join the circus.

36. The smell of anything artificially cherry makes me gag.

35. My neck is sunburned.

34. If you ever meet me, chances are I'll have on my heart necklace. I've been wearing it for 14 years.

33. I want to learn to dance, really dance, someday.

32. I quit ballroom dance lessons because the instructor called me fat. I should have called him an ass hole, but instead I just quit.

31. In high school I made up boyfriends at other schools so people would stop trying to set me up. One of them I name Illya after Illya Kuryakin.

30. Ironically, all but one of my real high school boyfriends were from other schools.

29. I get irrationally angry when people criticize my taste in music.

28. My mother wants me to buy the house when she is ready to sell. I'm not sure I want it.

27. I rarely say I hate anyone because to hate them I'd have to care.

26. I don't regret. To regret things I'd have to regret the lessons I learned and I don't want to do that. I treasure the things I've learned, even those that hurt to learn.

25. I have a corset but I've never worn it outside of the house.

24. No one has ever told me I look like anyone famous.

23. I hate the way losing weight makes people think it's ok to ask you your weight in front of a group.

22. I have no ambition. As long as I'm making good money and not hating life, I'm good.

21. This doesn't mean I don't dream of a fun job.

20. I wear the "L" off of every keyboard I use.

19. I broke up with my first serious boyfriend partly because my best friend at the time broke up with hers. She later married mine.

18. My motto is "I never claimed to be nice."

17. I accidentally killed my hamster by leaving a window open so he froze.

16. I like food combinations that combine salty and sweet: pineapple pizza, chocolate covered peanuts, pretzels dipped in frosting.

15. My Nsync marionettes will eventually have new clothes once I take the time to change them. They fit wonderfully into Barbie clothes.

14. If I don't finish Baked!Puppies by October, Kristen might kill me.

13. Someday I'd like to drive cross country with friends.

12. Get Fuzzy is the best comic ever. Yes, even better than Calvin and Hobbes.

11. My favorite book is and always will be A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.

10. I like hearing gossip and drama. Especially if it doesn't involve me or my closest friends.

9. If Justin wasn't touring with Christina, I don't know that I would be going to his concert.

8. Until this last year, I never left the house without make-up.

7. I work in an manufacturing plant. When I look out my office door I see an assembly line.

6. This doesn't stop me from wearing very high heels to work.

5. I don't mind bugs outside, but inside they freak me out.

4. I made a new year's resolution that I was sticking to, but now I don't remember what it was.

3. I used to hate shopping. HATE.

2. I often feel annoyed that people don't come to Minnesota to visit me much.

1. Like many people have said, this took WAY longer than expected.

Adri

*Amaranth

Amish Boy

Cate!

*Catriona

CB's Boy

CB Bro

Chrissy

Claris

Clarrie

Closet B

Cosmic Bob

*Dru

eiddy

Godeater

Jipsy Girl

KitCat

*Leather Jacket

Little Sister

loki

*MedusA

*moppety

Narrator

*Newfan

*Ogre

OzLady

PDR

paksenarrion

RTBS

Sarah

SarahNicole

Seska

Shehawken

'stina

Suzanne

Terwilliger

*Mr. Whyt

Willa

William Shatner

Xanderella

Zoey